More from Simon Travaglia

  1. Terrorists crashed an airplane into the server room, have to remove /bin/laden. (rm -rf /bin/laden)
  2. system has been recalled
  3. That's a great computer you have there; have you considered how it would work as a BSD machine?
  4. system consumed all the paper for paging
  5. That's easy to fix, but I can't be bothered.
  6. Sysadmins unavailable because they are in a meeting talking about why they are unavailable so much.
  7. That function is not currently supported, but Bill Gates assures us it will be featured in the next upgrade.
  8. Sysadmins busy fighting SPAM.

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