More from Simon Travaglia

  1. Terrorists crashed an airplane into the server room, have to remove /bin/laden. (rm -rf /bin/laden)
  2. That's a great computer you have there; have you considered how it would work as a BSD machine?
  3. That's easy to fix, but I can't be bothered.
  4. system has been recalled
  5. That function is not currently supported, but Bill Gates assures us it will be featured in the next upgrade.
  6. system consumed all the paper for paging
  7. That would be because the software doesn't work.
  8. Sysadmins unavailable because they are in a meeting talking about why they are unavailable so much.

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