More from Simon Travaglia

  1. Terrorists crashed an airplane into the server room, have to remove /bin/laden. (rm -rf /bin/laden)
  2. That's a great computer you have there; have you considered how it would work as a BSD machine?
  3. That's easy to fix, but I can't be bothered.
  4. That function is not currently supported, but Bill Gates assures us it will be featured in the next upgrade.
  5. That would be because the software doesn't work.
  6. the AA battery in the wallclock sends magnetic interference
  7. The air conditioning water supply pipe ruptured over the machine room
  8. The ATM board has run out of 10 pound notes. We are having a whip round to refill it, care to contribute ?

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