Quote #366

The mainframe needs to rest. It's getting old, you know.

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  1. The lines are all busy (busied out, that is -- why let them in to begin with?).
  2. The MGs ran out of gas.
  3. The keyboard isn't plugged in
  4. The monitor is plugged into the serial port
  5. The kernel license has expired
  6. The monitor needs another box of pixels.
  7. The Internet is full.
  8. The mouse escaped.

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