More from Simon Travaglia

  1. The Token fell out of the ring. Call us when you find it.
  2. The UPS is on strike.
  3. The static electricity routing is acting up...
  4. The Usenet news is out of date
  5. The salesman drove over the CPU board.
  6. The vendor put the bug there.
  7. The rubber band broke
  8. The vulcan-death-grip ping has been applied.

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