More from Simon Travaglia

  1. We've picked COBOL as the language of choice.
  2. We already sent around a notice about that.
  3. we're waiting for [the phone company] to fix that line
  4. We are a 100% Microsoft Shop.
  5. We're upgrading /dev/null
  6. We are currently trying a new concept of using a live mouse. Unfortunately, one has yet to survive being hooked up to the computer.....plea…
  7. We're out of slots on the server
  8. We are Microsoft. What you are experiencing is not a problem; it is an undocumented feature.

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