More from Simon Travaglia

  1. Write-only-memory subsystem too slow for this machine. Contact your local dealer.
  2. Yeah, yo mama dresses you funny and you need a mouse to delete files.
  3. working as designed
  4. Yes, yes, its called a design limitation
  5. Windows 95 undocumented 'feature'
  6. You're out of memory
  7. What office are you in? Oh, that one. Did you know that your building was built over the universities first nuclear research site? And wow,…
  8. You've been infected by the Telescoping Hubble virus.

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