More from Simon Travaglia

  1. You can tune a file system, but you can't tune a fish (from most tunefs man pages)
  2. YOU HAVE AN I/O ERROR -> Incompetent Operator error
  3. You've been infected by the Telescoping Hubble virus.
  4. You must've hit the wrong any key.
  5. You're out of memory
  6. You need to install an RTFM interface.
  7. Yes, yes, its called a design limitation
  8. You need to upgrade your VESA local bus to a MasterCard local bus.

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