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Your modem doesn't speak English.

— Simon Travaglia

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  2. Your packets were eaten by the terminator
  3. your keyboard's space bar is generating spurious keycodes.
  4. Your parity check is overdrawn and you're out of cache.
  5. Your Flux Capacitor has gone bad.
  6. Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.(Do not turn off your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pe…
  7. Your EMAIL is now being delivered by the USPS.
  8. your process is not ISO 9000 compliant

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