Quote #46
Borg implants are failing
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- Browser's cookie is corrupted -- someone's been nibbling on it.
- because of network lag due to too many people playing deathmatch
- because Bill Gates is a Jehovah's witness and so nothing can work on St. Swithin's day.
- Budget cuts forced us to sell all the power cords for the servers.
- bank holiday - system operating credits not recharged
- Bad user karma.
- Bad cafeteria food landed all the sysadmins in the hospital.
- backup tape overwritten with copy of system manager's favourite CD