Quote #468
Zombie processes haunting the computer
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- Zombie processes detected, machine is haunted.
- Your/our computer(s) had suffered a memory leak, and we are waiting for them to be topped up.
- Your processor has taken a ride to Heaven's Gate on the UFO behind Hale-Bopp's comet.
- Your processor has processed too many instructions. Turn it off immediately, do not type any commands!!
- Your processor does not develop enough heat.
- your process is not ISO 9000 compliant
- Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.(Do not turn off your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pe…
- Your parity check is overdrawn and you're out of cache.