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  1. Browser's cookie is corrupted -- someone's been nibbling on it.
  2. Budget cuts forced us to sell all the power cords for the servers.
  3. because of network lag due to too many people playing deathmatch
  4. because Bill Gates is a Jehovah's witness and so nothing can work on St. Swithin's day.
  5. bank holiday - system operating credits not recharged
  6. Bad user karma.
  7. Communist revolutionaries taking over the server room and demanding all the computers in the building or they shoot the sysadmin. Poor misg…
  8. Bad cafeteria food landed all the sysadmins in the hospital.

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