Quote #90

Due to Federal Budget problems we have been forced to cut back on the number of users able to access the system at one time. (namely none allowed....)

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  1. electro-magnetic pulses from French above ground nuke testing.
  2. Data for intranet got routed through the extranet and landed on the internet.
  3. excessive collisions & not enough packet ambulances
  4. CPU-angle has to be adjusted because of vibrations coming from the nearby road
  5. failed trials, system needs redesigned
  6. Failure to adjust for daylight savings time.
  7. Fanout dropping voltage too much, try cutting some of those little traces
  8. fat electrons in the lines

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