It's when you watch TV

I sit Biting On the End of my pen Chewing It up Just like It was your head

And when they told her she's delirious

Bubble gum brainiac Baby girl, ultra brat Angst Schmangst No thanks Hope my record doesn't tank Sailor moon, Rainbow brite Anime,Avril lite Pro tools all the w…

For tens of millions of people television has become habit-forming, brain-softening, taste-degrading.

When television is good, nothing--not the theater, not the magazines or newspapers--nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite y…

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.