World peace could be a possibility...if it weren't for all those damned foreigners!

The only nice thing I can wish him is an early death

The boy stood on the burning deck, whence all but he had fled. Twit.

My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

I'm pleased that the Ministry of Culture is protecting the morals of the expat bankers and their girlfriends that are going to be coming.

It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different idiom. Well, a lot of it, anyway.

[Noam Chomsky has] become the guru of the new anti-capitalist and Third World movements. They take his views very uncritically; it's part of the Seattle mood -…