Quote #29

There's no such thing as anything, and sometimes even less!

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  2. The small of my back is too big
  3. Said Prince Charles when they placed the crown on his head: I suppose this means that Mummy's dead.
  4. My ribs give me claustrophobia
  5. I can't see the sense in it really. It makes me a Commander of the British Empire. They might as well make me a Commander of Milton Keynes …
  6. I dont like jam, I dont want it to know where I am
  7. I suppose a Knighthood is out of the question then?
  8. Oh, the snivelling grovelling bastard.

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