He's like a living wall of encyclopedias that like to drink beer.

Part of the joy of being in character is being able to get away with things others cannot. Though a lot of that is that [he] is so high on Nyquil you never kno…

It's one thing for an asshole to play an asshole. But [Stephen's] basic decency can't be hidden.

He's able to create a universe where something surreal happens on [The Colbert Report] that seems ordinary, and all of a sudden the absurd appears not mundane …

His ignorance is encyclopedic

'How many pits are in a pear?' 'Aah, two.' 'You know damn well there are more than 2 pits in a pear'

Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yie…