Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.

A sportsman is a man who every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something.

Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est.

Learn the ABC of science before you try to ascend to its summit.

It is no small mischief to a boy, that many of the best years of his life should be devoted to the learning of what can never be of any real use to any human b…