'Why You bowing up to me? You bowing up me, huh?' (to Michael Cole)

'When I put this microphone your mouth, You say 'Yes Sir, Stone Cold!'' (while beating up Michael Cole)

'Your telling me, Stone Cold Steve Austin turns up the voltage, you don't wanna be my friend no more.' (To Jim Ross)

'I look down from the top of this ladder and I see two jabronis, and from some of the places I've been, about a five dollar piece of ass!' - referring to Mikey…

How can you say this about Jochi? Jochi is my eldest son, is he not? Do not ever say this again.

And when he came to the place where the wild things are, they roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth and rolled their terrible eyes and s…

His lordship may compel us to be equal upstairs, but there will never be equality in the servants' hall.