Quote #59

'I look down from the top of this ladder and I see two jabronis, and from some of the places I've been, about a five dollar piece of ass!' - referring to Mikey Whipwreck, the Sandman, and Woman

More from Stone Cold Steve Austin

  1. 'Hello, and welcome to Monday Nyquil, where the big boys play with each other. Tonight we've got a good show lined up. First I'm gonna fire…
  2. 'When I put this microphone your mouth, You say 'Yes Sir, Stone Cold!'' (while beating up Michael Cole)
  3. 'A couple of weeks ago, when Eric Bischoff told his secretary to tell her secretary to leave a message on my answering machine for me to ca…
  4. 'Why You bowing up to me? You bowing up me, huh?' (to Michael Cole)
  5. 'It's a great day to be a blonde.'
  6. 'Your telling me, Stone Cold Steve Austin turns up the voltage, you don't wanna be my friend no more.' (To Jim Ross)
  7. 'Your brush with greatness is over!'
  8. 'I'll open up a can of whoop ass on you!'

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