43 Stone Cold Steve Austin Quotes on Wrestling

Stone Cold Steve Austin quotes on wrestling

1. 'The first thing I want be done is to get that piece of crap out of my ring! Don't just get him out of the ring, get him out of the WWF, because I've proven son, without a shadow of a doubt - you ain't got what it takes anymore. You sit there and you thump your bible and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about you Psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says: 'I've just whipped your ass'!! All he's gotta do is buy himself a cheap bottle of Thunderbird, and try to dig back some of that courage, he had in his prime. As the King of the Ring, I'm serving notice to every one of the WWF superstars. I don't give a damn what they are, they are all on the list, and that is Stone Cold's list, and I'm fixing to start running through all of them. As far as this championships match is considered, son, I don't give a damn, if it's Davey Boy Smith or Shawn Michaels. Steve Austin's time has come, and when I get the shot, you are looking at the next WWF champion, and that's the bottomline - cause Stone Cold said so!' (after defeating the Bible-quoting Jake Roberts in the 1996 King Of The Ring final)

2. Stone Cold: 'The whole world knew that Bret Hart wasn't going to even show up. Stone Cold sure as hell knew that. The bottom line is when Stone Cold is in the house, Bret Hart is at his house because he's scared of Stone Cold and that's the bottom line. As soon as I rolled into the WWF, Bret Hart you packed your bags and took your carcass to Canada.'

5. ' ...Pink tights. What the hell is THAT all about, Bret? This ain't no ballet class! Sunglasses and sparklers? What a load of CRAP. So, Bret- you're coming back...to continue a LEGACY? UH-UNH! Stone Cold's gonna make your comeback a living HELL! So you can start begging for some mercy right now...You will beg for mercy- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIND IT. I think you're completely pathetic! You're the 'Best there Is, Was and Ever Will Be'? Whatever! Son, you're looking at the best there is- Austin 3:16 Rules! I will kick your pink-and-black ass all OVER the Garden! I'm gonna END your legacy... You WILL beg for mercy...At Madison. Square. Garden.' (Prior to his first match vs. Bret 'The Hitman' Hart)

6. 'You know how you once had that thing where the wrestler rode a little bus all over the country, shakin' hands, and kissing babies? You should have a Stone Cold Express, where I get out in every town and kick everyone's ass. At least that wouldn't suck.' (to Vince McMahon, referring to Lex Luger's 'Lex Express')

7. 'You want mercy? Take your ass to church!'

8. 'You come out here and say this is an order and that's an order! Hell, I can look at you son and the only thing you've been ordering is a whole bunch of damn cheeseburgers!' (to Sgt. Slaughter)

9. Austin: 'IF YOU'RE READY FOR WRESTLEMANIA, GIMME A HELL YEAH!!!! (HELL YEAH!) You damn right, because Stone Cold Steve Austin has been jerked around long enough! And I will say this, with Paul Wight as the special referee, or without him, it really don't make a damn, because that belt is coming with me and that's all I got to say about that. For the last few weeks-- shut your little lips or I'll go down and punch your glass off right now. For the last few weeks, I come out here and I sit and listen to you spit you're little nursery rhymes about 'Jabroni Avenue' or 'Know Your Role Boulevard'. Jesus Christ son, you better get your ass serious because Stone Cold Steve Austin is gonna take his ass to Philadelphia, check right in to the Smack Down Hotel, roll right in to room 3:16, and burn that son of a bitch to the ground! You look at me. Take your little glasses off so I can see your eyeballs, son. Pull 'em off, because I want you to look right here. When that bell rings, and the match is over, you are looking at the next WWF Champion, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO! As far as right now goes, the big celebration after where Stone Cold is gonna drink a hell of a lotta beer, but I think we oughta share a little pre-match beer RIGHT NOW.'

10. During the Famous 'Beer Truck' Episode of Raw before w:Wrestlemania XV, March 1999

11. 'I got nothing to say to you. Just park my damn truck, and if you scratch it, you're gonna get your ass whipped.' (Austin to Michael Cole, when he arrived at the Royal Rumble 1998.)

12. 'Jackass!'

13. 'I'll toss you out on your ass, you sorry piece of trash!'

14. 'Don't take this ass-whippin' personally, son!'

15. 'Somebody's gonna get their ass whipped!'

16. 'I'm gonna kick your ass up and down every inch of that damn ring!'

17. 'I'll put my roody-poo foot up his roody-poo ass!' (about The Rock)

18. 'DTA (Don't trust Austin)'

19. 'DTA (Don't trust anybody)'

20. 'McMahon 3:16 says I just pissed my pants!' (After holding a gag gun to Vince McMahon's head, causing him to urinate in his trousers)

21. 'Hey Booker, Got Milk?' (During a fight with Booker T in a grocery store)

22. 'Pricecheck on jackass!!' (To Booker T after beating him up in a grocery store.)

23. 'I'm calling you a creepy little bastard because you creep me out!' (To Christian)

24. 'I'm here to drink beer and raise hell!'

25. 'I am the master of the middle finger!' (WM 21 Gladiator Commercial)

26. 'Tune in next week, Same Stone Cold Time, Same Stone Cold Channel!' (parody of the most famous Batman ending narration: Tune in next week, Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel!)

27. 'I don't know about 'Humanitarian of the Year,' Vince, but if you think it should be 'Jackass of the Year,' gimme a hell yeah!'

28. 'You little mealy mouthed bastard.'

29. 'Since you're a piece of crap, I challenge you to flush yourself down the commode.'

30. 'You got your goofy little haircut' ('What?') 'Your stupid boots' ('What?') 'Your little dress' ('What?') (To Rowdy Roddy Piper at WM 21 with fans.)

31. 'Got a problem with that?'

32. 'My Name is Stone Cold Steve Austin, I am the World Wrestling Federation champion and I can not be stopped' (repeated mutiple times)

33. 'Oh, this will be an ass-whippin' you'll never forget.'

34. 'It's funny your Dad always talks about having balls the size of grapefruits, but I think you might be the balls of the family.' (to Stephanie McMahon)

35. 'So Austin's gonna put you over his knee. Lift up your little skirt. I gotta be careful, I don't want your balls to fall out!' (To Stephanie)

36. 'Put an 'S' before Hitman and thats what I think about Bret Hart'

37. 'I don't care who you are; if you step in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin, you're gonna get your ass whipped!'

38. 'I am Stone Cold Steve Austin, I am the World Wrestling Federation Champion, and I do not deserve to be treated like this!'

39. STEVE AUSTIN:'What The Name Of This Pay Per View Coming Up? MICK FOLEY:'No Mercy.' STEVE AUSTIN:'Damn right.' (before No Mercy 2000)

40. 'I don't care if you're worth one billion dollars (WHAT!?), two billion dollars (WHAT!?), three billion dollars (WHAT!?), four billion dollars (WHAT!?), five billion dollars (WHAT!?), six billion dollars (WHAT!?), seven billion dollars (WHAT!?), eight billion dollars (WHAT!?); if you piss me off, I will proceed to open up an eight-billion-dollar can of whoop ass on ya, and that's all I got to say about that!' (To Donald Trump)

41. 'Most people made the wrong impression about the World Wrestling Federation. We're a non-violent form of entertainment.' (Before he hits someone with a chair) (During the WWF 1999 commercial)

42. 'Dont worry about putting on your little black and pink tights because they look like crap anyway.'(Auston calling Brett Hart out)

43. 'What I wanna do is, take a couple of those zeroes and put 'em behind Mick Foley's salary, because the sumb*tch needs some help with his medical bills.' (regarding Vince McMahon's salary)

44. 'Badges? You got us badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!' (To Kurt Angle)

59. 'I look down from the top of this ladder and I see two jabronis, and from some of the places I've been, about a five dollar piece of ass!' - referring to Mikey Whipwreck, the Sandman, and Woman