6 Stone Cold Steve Austin Quotes on Humor

Stone Cold Steve Austin quotes on humor

3. Brian Pillman and Owen Hart start laughing*

6. 'You know how you once had that thing where the wrestler rode a little bus all over the country, shakin' hands, and kissing babies? You should have a Stone Cold Express, where I get out in every town and kick everyone's ass. At least that wouldn't suck.' (to Vince McMahon, referring to Lex Luger's 'Lex Express')

21. 'Hey Booker, Got Milk?' (During a fight with Booker T in a grocery store)

26. 'Tune in next week, Same Stone Cold Time, Same Stone Cold Channel!' (parody of the most famous Batman ending narration: Tune in next week, Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel!)

27. 'I don't know about 'Humanitarian of the Year,' Vince, but if you think it should be 'Jackass of the Year,' gimme a hell yeah!'

49. 'If you don't understand what I mean, I always got a little bit of sign language, so here's to ya!' (Sticks two middle fingers up at the person he's talking to.)