Quote #58

'Hello, and welcome to Monday Nyquil, where the big boys play with each other. Tonight we've got a good show lined up. First I'm gonna fire someone on the phone, just like Steve Austin.'

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  7. 'I'll open up a can of whoop ass on you!'
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