I continue to feel that if you're going to go on being this stupid, you should try to be more polite; or alternately, if you're going to go on being this rude, you should try not to say such dumb things.

I deeply resent the way this administration makes me feel like a nutbar conspiracy theorist.

Just because you're on their side doesn't mean they're on your side.

Plot is a literary convention. Story is a force of nature.