I was thinking of 'duh?' in the sense of 'a sentence containing several words more than three letters long, and possibly requiring general knowledge or a sense of history that extends past last Tuesday, has been used in my presence.'

'Out of Print' is bookseller speak for 'We can't be hedgehogged'.

Bognor has always meant to me the quintessential English seaside experience (before all this global warming stuff): driving in the rain to get there, walking a…

I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did.

The truth is always something that is told, not something that is known. If there were no speaking or writing, there would be no truth about anything. There wo…

As they say in Discworld, we are trying to unravel the Mighty Infinite using a language which was designed to tell one another where the fresh fruit was.

For he could coin, or counterfeit New words, with little or no wit; Words so debas'd and hard, no stone Was hard enough to touch them on; And when with hasty n…