Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.

The test of an adventure is that when you're in the middle of it, you say to yourself, 'Oh, now I've got myself into an awful mess; I wish I were sitting quiet…

The difference between a little money and no money at all is enormous...and the difference between a little money and an enormous amount of money is very sligh…

Nurse one vice in your bosom. Give it the attention it deserves and let your virtues spring up modestly around it. Then you'll have the miser who's no liar; an…