The difference between a little money and no money at all is enormous...and the difference between a little money and an enormous amount of money is very slight.

Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.

Ninety-nine per cent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.

The test of an adventure is that when you're in the middle of it, you say to yourself, 'Oh, now I've got myself into an awful mess; I wish I were sitting quiet…