Quote #14

At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday. Organizers expected 500,000 men and eight women. So instead I spent the weekend cleaning my apartment. Organizers of the orgy were expecting 1500 men, and 8 women. [4]

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