Quote #27

Polaroid is warning customers not to listen to the part of the Outkast song Hey Ya! that tells people to 'shake it like a Polaroid picture', because that could actually ruin the pictures. In a related story, Bacardi is warning shorties to be responsible and not 'sip Bacardi like it's Dey birfday.' [9]

More from Tina Fey

  1. Sponge Bob Square Pants will begin airing in China in December so millions of factory workers can finally know what the hell they're making…
  2. Two days before Britney Spears' HBO concert from Las Vegas, someone broke into her dressing room and stole the white, Elvis-inspired jumpsu…
  3. Bill Clinton's brother Roger was arrested this week for drunk driving in California and then was thrown out of a restaurant after threateni…
  4. FOX is developing a new reality dating series called Playing it Straight, in which a female contestant will date 14 bachelors, some of whom…
  5. The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two year suspension for a lawyer caught having jailhouse sex with a triple murde…
  6. CBS announced that will not air moveon.org's winning anti-Bush ad during the super bowl, saying that they don't air so-called 'issue ads.' …
  7. It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks sa…
  8. A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm on my game.

All Tina Fey quotes