Polaroid is warning customers not to listen to the part of the Outkast song Hey Ya! that tells people to 'shake it like a Polaroid picture', because that could actually ruin the pictures. In a related story, Bacardi is warning shorties to be responsible and not 'sip Bacardi like it's Dey birfday.' [9]

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