'And what would our ideas of God, of religion, be like if they had come to us through the minds of women? Ever think of that?'

'What is it that separates human beings from the so called lower animals? Well as I see it, it's exactly one half dozen significant things: Humor, Imagination,…

'The more advertising I see, the less I want to buy'

'In the end, we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that's being continually retold in an accent too thick and too strange to ever be completely understo…

I don't mind praying to the eternal Father, but I must be the only man in the country afflicted with an eternal mother.

Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible.

The Ethiops say that their gods are flat-nosed and black, While the Thracians say that theirs have blue eyes and red hair. Yet if cattle or horses or lions had…