Quote #26

There are two kinds of people in this world : those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.

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  1. She lunched on papaya poo poo or mango mu mu or some other fruity foo foo bursting with overripe tropican vowels.
  2. He looked at her with that kind of painted-on seriousness that comedians shift into when they get their chance to play Hamlet.
  3. Sharks are the criminals of the sea. Dolphins are the outlaws.
  4. The man and woman firmly shook hands. The solution to the overpopulation problem might rest in such handshakes.
  5. There are essential and inessential insanities. The latter are solar in character, the former are linked to the moon.
  6. A better world has gotta start somewhere. Why not with you and me?
  7. They'd be no threat to me. I have a black belt in Haiku. And a black vest in the cleaners.
  8. If you're honest, you sooner or later have to confront your values. Then you're forced to separate what is right from what is merely legal.…

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