He looked at her with that kind of painted-on seriousness that comedians shift into when they get their chance to play Hamlet.

There are two kinds of people in this world : those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.

The man and woman firmly shook hands. The solution to the overpopulation problem might rest in such handshakes.

She lunched on papaya poo poo or mango mu mu or some other fruity foo foo bursting with overripe tropican vowels.

You can pretend to be serious but you can't pretend to be funny.

Sometimes, chaos is a good thing. Some guitar players are afraid of making mistakes, hitting the wrong notes or their equipment failing or different factors th…

Acting is not pretending or lying. It's finding a side of yourself that's the character and ignoring your other sides. And there's a side of me that wonders wh…