Most snoring is composed by Beethoven or Wagner, although a few times Wiggs had heard heavy metal rock performed on the somnambulate bassoon.

A lot of progress was being made there at MIT. Those guys had molecules jumping through hoops like poodles in a circus.

They were old enough to know better. Some of them were old enough to remember when old Macdonald had a farm.

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised.

I occasionally play works by contemporary composers and for two reasons. First to discourage the composer from writing any more and secondly to remind myself h…

Never look at the Trombones, you'll only encourage them.

Q: What were your initial thoughts of NIN prior to joining the band? Aaron: I thought I'd hafta shave my eyebrows, wear dog collars, mesh tank tops, and black …