'Our Father, who art in Krebari, hallowed be thy glass. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in the lounges. Give us this day our daily splash, and forgive us our hangovers as we forgive those who continue to hangover against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil...and somebody give us all a ride home.'

'I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.'

'Disneyland is Vegas for children.'

Pregnant women and Vietnam vets, beggin on the freeway, bout as hard as it gets.

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The frontier had ceased to exist. And the religions it had bred were beginning slowly to die. In the old days, when men, often of little education, had needed …