'Let's take a look at some of the events that led up to this exciting match-up we're about to see'

'Un-belIEVABLE!!'

'Forget about it!' (Usually said after witnessing an impressive move or circumstance that could end the match)

'Oh my goodness!'

'He did not!' (Whenever heel co-commentator suggests a babyface used 'heel tactics')

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