'Action outside the ring, action inside the ring!'

'See-saw match-up, back-and-forth!'

'I've got balls the size of grapefruits, and come this Sunday you'll be spitting out the seeds!'

'Ha-HA-HAAAAA!' (Often when either Bret Hart hands out his shades, or following a Doink 'joke')

I want people to go to the movies. I am the man of the spectacle. I'm playing.

'He did not!' (Whenever heel co-commentator suggests a babyface used 'heel tactics')

We are in the same tent as the clowns and the freaks - that's show business.