That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A satirical warning suggesting reading leads to taboo or unconventional paths.
- In plain terms
- Reading books might lead you down unexpected or controversial paths.
- What can you take from it?
- Knowledge can challenge societal norms and expectations.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What do we fear from education?
- Who decides what kids should know?
Another view
The quote uses shock value rather than substantive argument about reading.
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