I've sent in my application to The Real World, so I'm puttin' a lotta eggs in that basket, the MTV basket. I also thought about getting a gun and becomin' a crack dealer. I wouldn't be, like, a mean crack dealer...I'd be a nice one. I'd just be like 'Hey, guys, what's up? You want some crack?'.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A character lists absurd career paths he considered, including becoming a friendly drug dealer.
- In plain terms
- Someone jokes about considering a criminal job where they are nice to customers.
- What can you take from it?
- Listing unlikely options can reveal a person's humor or priorities.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Why do people joke about bad choices?
- How do we define a 'good' criminal?
Another view
The content involves illegal activity which is not appropriate to endorse.
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