More from Will Ferrell

  1. To quote the late great Colonel Sanders: 'I am too drunk to taste this chicken.'
  2. I feel like a mongoose, stalking its prey.
  3. [Driving backward, flipping off the driver of the car next to him] It's real nice, I got it at Target, it's on sale.
  4. 98 percent of us will die at some point in our lives.
  5. Get down, Karen!
  6. [advertising for McCreedy Funeral Services] Bodies that look so good, you're gonna wanna talk to it!
  7. You gotta win to get love. I mean, that's just life. Look at...look at Don Shula. Legendary coach. Look at that Asian guy who holds the wor…
  8. [doing a Big Red commercial] If you don't chew it, then get outta my face. Mother f**ker

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