Quote #20
When you get into trouble 5,000 miles from home, you've got to have been looking for it.
More from Will Rogers
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- We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poor house in an automobile.
- The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
- The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
- The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
- We all can't be heroes, for someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
- We are the first nation to starve to death in a storehouse that's overfilled with everything we want.