When you get into trouble 5,000 miles from home, you've got to have been looking for it.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U. S. Senators. There ought to be one day (just one) when there is open season on senators.

Sure must be a great consolation to the poor people who lost their stock in the late crash to know that it has fallen in the hands of Mr. Rockefeller, who will…

We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poor house in an automobile.