An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

We are here just for a spell and then pass on. So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Live your life so that whenever you lose it, you are ahead.

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.