There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I don't even have to exaggerate.

I am not a member of any organized party - I am a Democrat.

There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.

So when all the yielding and objections is over, the other Senator said, 'I object to the remarks of a professional joker being put into the Congressional Reco…