I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is; they like to run their own business.

I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling then the world will have peace.

I got a telegram from Amarillo, Texas, and they want me to say something about mothers-in-law. They say thay are having a mother-in-law day. I had a wonderful …

I am a peace man. I haven't got any use for wars and there is no more humor in 'em than there is reason for 'em.