I represent a new class of people in this country, the newly poor.

I know men that would make my wife a better husband than I am; but, darn it, I'm not going to give her to 'em.

I tell you, this finding out how to govern a country, or even a state, or county, or even town, has got the whole world licked. There is not a type of governme…

I got a telegram from Amarillo, Texas, and they want me to say something about mothers-in-law. They say thay are having a mother-in-law day. I had a wonderful …