If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.