Quote #78
Just put me in a place where I can watch Congress spend my money.
More from Will Rogers
- It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
- Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches.
- If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
- Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
- If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Live your life so that whenever you lose, you're ahead.
- I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
- My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they met 'em at the boat.