Women do have an affinity for evil, for believing that no woman is to be trusted, but that some men are too innocent to protect themselves.

Clocks slay time. Time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life.

He had a word, too. Love, he called it. But I had been used to words for a long time. I knew that that word was like the others: just a shape to fill a lack; t…

A man is the sum of his misfortunes. One day you'd think misfortune would get tired, but then time is your misfortune.

Have I your word?' 'yes, you have my word. But, you don't believe me.' 'no, men's promises to women are easily made and even more easily broken.'

'I'm having a hard time finding a date. I don't trust any women I meet. I'm very skeptical.'

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies : a man lie is, 'I was at Kevin's house!' A woman lie is like, 'It's your baby!'