Shoot the bitch and write a book. That's what I did.

Now the perpetrating of miracles constitutes a brazen attempt to loosen up the universe. When you set up something as MIRACLE, you deny the very concept of FAC…

Son, never listen to a priest or a policeman...the only thing they have is the key to the shithouse.

Nothing exists until or unless it is observed. An artist is making something exist by observing it. And his hope for other people is that they will also make i…

Fortunately, there is more to life than death. There is for one thing, fiction. A thousand thousand characters to be sent marching out into the world to divert…

You know, in all honesty, we all have our favorite forms. I would have to say, as a young person tasting material, O. Henry, with all those weird, paradoxical …

You take people, you put them on a journey, you give them peril, you find out who they really are. If there's any kind of fiction better than that, I don't kno…