When, at the age of eighteen, I was the manager of the Postal Telegraph office at 21 Taylor Street in San Francisco, I remember having been asked by the clerk there, a man named Clifford, who the hell I thought I was. And I remember replying very simply and earnestly somewhat as follows: If you have ever heard of George Bernard Shaw, if you have ever read his plays or prefaces, you will know what I mean when I tell you that I am that man by another name. Who is he? I remember the clerk asking. George Bernard Shaw, I replied, is the tonic of the Christian peoples of the world. He is health, wisdom, and comedy, and that's what I am too. How do you figure? The clerk said. Don't bother me, I said. I'm the night manager of this office and when I tell you something it's final.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker asserts his identity with humor and confidence, comparing himself to a admired cultural figure while maintaining professional authority.
- In plain terms
- He jokes that he is as important as George Bernard Shaw but keeps his job as the boss.
- What can you take from it?
- Confidence can be expressed through humor and clear boundaries.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How do you assert your value without arrogance?
- When is humor useful in a tense situation?
Another view
Blending high self-regard with authority can alienate others who seek humility.
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