If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.

I cannot pretend to feel impartial about colours. I rejoice with the brilliant ones, and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.

I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for statistics about the rate of infant m…

I am reminded of the professor who, in his declining hours, was asked by his devoted pupils for his final counsel. He replied, 'Verify your quotations.'

I was implying that the Honourable Member for Wentworth was like a lizard on a rock - alive, but looking dead.

What we have got is a dead carcass, swinging in the breeze, but nobody will cut it down to replace him.

Nie chce, ale musze. (often written Nie chcem, ale muszem. to underline the accent)